Must Read: I'm Sharing A Secret...and couldn't come up with a better title.

I have a an important secret to share with you here today.

Are you sitting down?

I've been meaning to do it for a while, now, but couldn't muster up the courage.

I have twins. Twin daughters. They are a marvel of science, and just to be clear, they are fraternal twins.

Here are their Halloween pictures:

Fraternal "twins" who just happen to have been concieved and born two years apart.

They are a marvel of science, my copy-cat babies.

(P.S. You know I'm kidding, right? I had you going, though, didn't I?)

Hello, June

The apron came from Aunt Carolyn, the necklace was my mother's, and the combination? All Mookie.

She cracks me up.

Now That's Professional!

Flock of Seagulls paid good money for hair like this.

Moms worldwide would pay good money for the nap that created this hair. :-)

And man alive, we needed a good nap!